NATO attacks Syria — on Twitter

by News Sources on July 2, 2012

Bashar al-Assad might need to take refuge in his cyber-bunker to protect himself from today’s concerted attack by NATO Secretary General AndersFogh Rasmussen. After four laser-guided tweets struck in the space of less than ten minutes, cyber-smoke could be seen rising above Damascus.


Don’t read my jest the wrong way. To mock NATO’s tough stance is not to imply that what it should really be doing is launching real missiles. All I’m saying is, spare us from the posturing. It doesn’t help anyone.

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dickerson3870 July 3, 2012 at 4:33 am

There is no way I would buy a used car or anything else from NATO Grand Poobah AndersFogh Rasmussen.

dickerson3870 July 3, 2012 at 4:43 am

RE: “There is no way I would buy a used car or anything else from NATO Grand Poobah AndersFogh Rasmussen.” ~ me (above)

OOPS! HERE IS THE LINK FOR “GRAND POOBAH”:
Grand Poobas à la Marx Bros. (VIDEO, 01:58) – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM01v_vVnbg

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