NSA looking for recruits — finding would-be whistleblowers

The NSA came to recruit at a language program at the University of Wisconsin:

Madiha R. Tahir: This is not just a word game [defining who counts as an “adversary” of the United States] and you understand that as well as I do. So, it’s very strange that you’re selling yourself here in one particular fashion when it’s absolutely not true.

NSA female recruiter: I don’t think we’re selling ourselves in an untrue fashion.

Tahir: Well, this is a recruiting session and you are telling us things that aren’t true. We also know that the NSA took down brochures and fact sheets after the Snowden revelations because those brochures also had severe inaccuracies and untruths in them. So, how are we supposed to believe what you’re saying?


Student A (female): I have a lifestyle question that you seem to be selling. It sounds more like a brochure smallercolonial expedition. You know the “globe is our playground” is the words you used, the phrasing that you used and you seem to be saying that you can do your work. You can analyze said documents for your so-called customers but then you can go and get drunk and dress up and have fun without thinking of the repercussions of the info you’re analyzing has on the rest of the world. I also want to know what are the qualifications that one needs to become a whistleblower because that sounds like a much more interesting job. And I think the Edward Snowdens and the Bradley Mannings and Julian Assanges of the world will prevail ultimately.

Listen to the whole exchange — an exchange between a thoughtful and intelligent group of students and two robotic servants of the U.S. government:

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3 thoughts on “NSA looking for recruits — finding would-be whistleblowers

  1. La vérité

    WOW! Thank you for posting…
    For students….
    AMAZING! Keep it up…. you are the hope for our country.

  2. Norman

    Goodness graces sakes alive, there may still be hope yet for this country and its population. As an old timer, (senior), this reminds me of that old boogieman the government made called Reefer Madness way back when, but this has young people grilling the “government hacks”. Fear & Loathing, and where is that man today when we need him?

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