What are the guardians of Israeli Jewish racial purity so afraid of?

Sayed Kashua makes fun of the Israelis who are afraid of their daughters being seduced by irresistible Arab men.

You know, until now I was certain that the role of preserving the honor of women and shackling them with male bonds was something you had designated for us Arabs. What has happened that you enlightened types no longer trust in your daughters’ ability to distinguish between good and bad? And why are you treating them like feckless, frivolous types whom Arab men can easily entice and lead astray?

There is nothing to be done: that’s how it’s always been. In the eyes of a racist majority, the inferior minority will always have a gilded phallus. He’s primitive, animal-like, closer to nature – and therefore necessarily more sexual. In your eyes, apparently, women can be beautiful, but will continue to be primitive, led by passion alone, and will be seduced by the animal’s caressing voice to taste the forbidden fruit. Never mind the daughters of Israel, who, according to our demonstrators and the bearers of our racial purity, are waiting in line to fall into the robust arms of Arabs.

What worries me is the Arab daughters, the unfortunate daughters of Palestine who according to the theory we are considering can only make do with the leftovers rejected by the daughters of Israel. In the end, there will be no choice, you know. True, it might be tough in the first years, what with the usual patriarchal restrictions and tribal structure, but gradually these barriers will be shattered on both sides. The sons of Israel who have been abandoned and the Arab daughters left to their own devices will have to cooperate for the sake of the continuity of the human race.

I feel sorry for them, those who will have to compromise on all kinds of unwanted commando fighters, rejected fighter pilots, established high-tech men, not to mention marketing vice presidents, development managers and intelligence personnel who will start to court the daughters of Palestine. It will start with spins around the Arab neighborhoods; then they will go to the movies in Tira, Taibeh and Kalansua; gradually they will take out subscriptions to the opera and the Cinematheque and will insist on shopping exclusively in the Arab malls. In short order they will also want to rent apartments and some will want to shop in the heart of Arab villages.

But we will want to preserve the character of the Arab communities. We will not let anyone reduce the density or improve the education system, and we will view every attempt to built industrial parks or hospitals as a blow to the delicate fabric we have woven for years. Many Arab communities will draw up charters setting forth conditions for Jews who want to live in them, and a major demand will be for every Jewish candidate to be an Arab.

Then our side will produce militants who will claim that the Jewish men are threatening the Arab womb and tainting the sacredness of our virginal women. A sheikhs’ letter will be written, we will demonstrate against young Jewish men who are pestering our girls, and some Jewish journalist who knows Arabic will write a cynical critique about it in one of the more liberal Arab newspapers. Many reader comments will be hurled against him. He will be accused of self-righteousness and unfairness because he is not willing to admit simple, true facts, namely that races must not be mixed, nations must not be mixed and divine laws must not be messed with.

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3 thoughts on “What are the guardians of Israeli Jewish racial purity so afraid of?

  1. Norman

    Goodness, what if every culture, ethnic, religious group did this? I suppose at one time or other, they did. But we live in this 21st century world now, have seen the results of this type of restriction, and for the most part, rejected it. To return to that way of thinking, then the world wood also go backwards in everything else. Reverse progress. I wonder what will be the results when all the mad men start the war that will be settled by the BOMB? Will the human race survive? Will the education also suffer? Is human kind doomed to continue with the bigoted hatred that is in vogue today in Israel?

  2. JahYouth

    Your Blog — rightly — criticises USA/UK/Israel on a relentless basis. No doubt that is right.

    But in the case of racism/prejudice, let’s be honest, it isn’t only Israel is it? Confucian cultures are fixated by notions of pure race, and do their best, as part of state policy to preserve racial homogeneity. And, be honest — whilst not based exclusively on racial prejudice, you know as well as I do it is pretty much unthinkable for a Muslim girl to marry a non Muslim.

    The Gulf states too, are notorious for treating darker skinned people badly.

    I am not excusing Israel here — I am disgusted by their racism and obvious racial/ethnic/group fixations too — but here, it does seem apposite to bear in mind what other human beings do too.

    But yes, these double standards of Israel do need to be showed up for what they are, I agree.

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